Two New Fibs

I wrote the following fib after a long unsuccessful battle with my cell telephone. I just could not get it to do what I wanted. In the end, I went to the shop where I bought it and ask them. After a number of long phone calls to a service center, we figured it out and I now can use that function. However, there are still many things that I do not understand.

my
new
cell phone
doesn't like me;
won't do what I want
and speaks only in Japanese

The second fib was written in class today. Masayo is sick and Naomi has a muscle problem, leaving only me and Tomone feeling well.

sick
ill
feeling
unhealthy;
these are from the past -
the aware mind is always well